Quotes, Sayings, Adages, Aphorisms

GOD is an Atheist,
SO AM I.

I used to love someone and she broke my heart into pieces.
Now every piece of my heart loves someone.

This is a kind of funny one but I would like to share


Love your Friends, not their Sisters.

Love your Sisters, not their Friends.

Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. 

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that something will not work, it will.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare.
It is because we do not dare that they are difficult.

Friendship is a network that needs no recharge, no roaming, no activation , no signal problems make sure that you don't switch off your heart.

By meditation mind relaxes,

By exercise body relaxes,

By eating stomach relaxes,

When you wake up you relax and when you sleep entire world relaxes,

So please go to sleep.

Every cigarette smoked reduces life by 30 seconds,

Every peg drunk shortens life by 4 minutes,

But every lecture class attended reduces life by half an hour,

So don't attend classes.