Quotes, Sayings, Adages, Aphorisms

This is a kind of funny one but I would like to share


Love your Friends, not their Sisters.

Love your Sisters, not their Friends.

Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. 

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that something will not work, it will.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare.
It is because we do not dare that they are difficult.

Time is like a river.

You cannot touch the same water twice because,

the same flow of water will not pass again.

Same is the case with our life.

Hence utilize every moment of your life........have a bright morning.

Well wisher is not who meets you and talks every day.

Well wisher is one who may not meet you but always think of you and your happiness.

No one has crossed the road of success without crossing the streets of failure.

God never promised us easy journey in life. He only promised safe journey.

IF you ever want to succeed in your life, remember to

Be sweet as honey,
Be regular as clock,
Be fresh as rose,
Be soft as fur,
Be strong as rock.

Don't define your failure by looking at somebody's success.

Don't define your success by looking at somebody's failure.

Remeber everything in life has a beautiful ending.

If it is not beautiful then be sure that its not ending, its just the BEGINNING.